What do these things have in common?
Why, Andrea's birthday party, of course!
The idea goes something like this:
Andrea has made some big, bad enemies.
Doomsday waits, carefully plotted and planned.
The great flipper
of evil is preparing to strike even as you read these words!!
Just as in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy trilogy, the Vogons
have been called upon to wreak havoc and destruction upon poor
unsuspecting Earth.
Only this time, they are directed by a new force,
a force more powerful, more sinister than anything Earth has ever faced.
Dark, deadly, and tuxedoed.
They are... PENGUINS!!!
Don't scoff! The penguins have been
craftily maneuvering in our
dimension and on our planet for centuries now, gathering about them
a convincing sweet innocent harmlessness that we as modern humans are
utterly powerless to disbelieve.
Andrea, however, knew.
As an excitable, prophetic frosh, Andrea
declared to the world far
and wide, to all those who would listen, the coming of the Penguins.
You'd often hear hear her claim with upraised voice, "Beware
the Penguins!!!"
If only we had listened, before it was too late.
For now the Penguins' evil deeds are on
the verge of completion...
and only one voice remains to be squelched... Andrea's voice.
Enormous galactic conquest and the cruel domination of worlds
uncountable lie just beyond the Penguins' sharp beaks and rubbery
toes, and they will not hesitate to eliminate Andrea in the most
vile, viscious, and very bad way imaginable.
They will take away her birthday!!!
GASP!!!
Oh cruel, cruel fate! What shall become
of our brave, brave heroine??? Howsoever will our world survive???
Find out in the next episode... er, I mean,
check out the flow chart to see how
her birthday is currently being planned out. Or maybe I'll
update this again and provide some worthwhile information. :)